One summer’s evening Paddy & Mick are on their way to the pub for their usual drink.<\/p>\n
“I\u2019m a bit tired tonight,” says Mick. “I think<\/p>\n
I’ll just have a little lie down in this ditch and have a little sleep. You can wake me up on your way home<\/p>\n
later.”<\/p>\n
“Right, you are,” says Paddy, and they separate. At the end of the evening, Paddy comes out of the pub and starts walking back to collect Mick from his ditch. He hasn’t gone far when Mick rolls up beside him driving a big shiny Volvo.<\/p>\n
“Where did you get that lovely car from?!” asks Paddy, astonished.<\/p>\n
“Well, I’ll tell you. It was like this,” says Mick. “There I was lying in the ditch having a nice snooze and I had just turned over onto me other side when up drives a lovely lady in her nice new Volvo and asks me if I’d like to come for a drive with her. Well, I thought, why not? It’s a lovely evening for a drive. So in I got. She drove along for a bit and then turned off into a field. She got out of the car, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want!” So I took the Volvo.<\/p>\n
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M\u1ed9t bu\u1ed5i t\u1ed1i m\u00f9a h\u00e8, Paddy v\u00e0 Mick tr\u00ean \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng \u0111\u1ebfn qu\u00e1n r\u01b0\u1ee3u \u0111\u1ec3 nh\u1eadu nh\u01b0 th\u01b0\u1eddng l\u1ec7.<\/p>\n
\u201cT\u1ed1i nay h\u01a1i m\u1ec7t\u201d Mick n\u00f3i. \u201cT\u00f4i ngh\u0129 t\u00f4i s\u1ebd n\u1eb1m ng\u1ee7 m\u1ed9t t\u00ed \u1edf ch\u1ed7 ng\u1ee7 n\u00e0y. B\u1ea1n c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 \u0111\u00e1nh th\u1ee9c t\u00f4i d\u1eady sau tr\u00ean \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng v\u1ec1 nh\u00e0.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201c\u0110\u01b0\u1ee3c, \u0111i \u0111i\u201d Paddy n\u00f3i v\u00e0 h\u1ecd r\u1ebb \u0111\u00f4i.<\/p>\n
T\u1ed1i h\u00f4m \u0111\u00f3, Paddy \u0111i ra kh\u1ecfi qu\u00e1n r\u01b0\u1ee3u v\u00e0 b\u1eaft \u0111\u1ea7u \u0111i ng\u01b0\u1ee3c l\u1ea1i \u0111\u1ec3 \u0111\u00f3n Mick t\u1eeb ch\u1ed7 n\u1eb1m ng\u1ee7. Anh \u0111i ch\u01b0a xa th\u00ec Mick th\u00ecnh l\u00ecnh xu\u1ea5t hi\u1ec7n b\u00ean c\u1ea1nh l\u00e1i m\u1ed9t chi\u1ebfc volvo l\u00e1ng c\u00f3ng.<\/p>\n
\u201cb\u1ea1n \u0111\u00e3 l\u1ea5y chi\u1ebfc xe h\u01a1i \u0111\u1eb9p \u0111\u1ebd n\u00e0y t\u1eeb \u0111\u00e2u v\u1eady!\u201d Paddy kinh ng\u1ea1c h\u1ecfi.<\/p>\n
\u201c\u00c0, t\u00f4i s\u1ebd k\u1ec3. N\u00f3 gi\u1ed1ng th\u1ebf n\u00e0y\u201d Mick n\u00f3i. \u201cT\u00f4i \u0111ang n\u1eb1m \u1edf ch\u1ed7 ng\u1ee7 \u0111\u00e1nh m\u1ed9t gi\u1ea5c ng\u1ee7 ng\u1eafn ngon l\u00e0nh v\u00e0 t\u00f4i m\u1edbi ch\u1ec9 tr\u1edf m\u00ecnh sang ph\u00eda kia th\u00ec m\u1ed9t qu\u00fd b\u00e0 \u0111\u1ec5 th\u01b0\u01a1ng \u0111\u00e1nh xe Volvo \u0111\u1eb9p v\u00e0 m\u1edbi \u0111\u1ebfn v\u00e0 h\u1ecfi t\u00f4i c\u00f3 mu\u1ed1n \u0111i m\u1ed9t v\u00f2ng v\u1edbi n\u00e0ng kh\u00f4ng.\u201d. \u1ed2, t\u00f4i ngh\u0129 t\u1ea1i sao kh\u00f4ng.<\/p>\n
M\u1ed9t t\u1ed1i \u0111\u1eb9p tr\u1eddi \u0111\u1ec3 d\u1ea1o m\u1ed9t v\u00f2ng. V\u1eady l\u00e0 t\u00f4i l\u00ean xe. N\u00e0ng l\u00e1i xe \u0111i m\u1ed9t ch\u1eb7p v\u00e0 sau \u0111\u00f3 ngo\u1eb7c ra c\u00e1nh \u0111\u1ed3ng. N\u00e0ng b\u01b0\u1edbc ra kh\u1ecfi xe, b\u1edfi h\u1ebft qu\u1ea7n \u00e0o v\u00e0 n\u00f3i: \u201c L\u1ea5y c\u00e1i anh mu\u1ed1n!\u201d V\u00ec th\u1ebf t\u00f4i l\u1ea5y chi\u1ebfc Volvo.<\/p>\n
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